by Lewis Lovhaug

While I didn't like most of the changes made to the movie version of V For Vendetta, I loved the opening monologue he gave to Evey (including the funny line about "asking a man in a mask who he is") so much I had to homage it here. You'd be surprised just how bloody hard it is to find so many "L" words.

Translated, Louis' dialogue is: "Ah! Let me speak and tell a legendary story. This place of jumping and wounds keeps good guys fighting bad guys. I have come to assist you and free you of your weaknesses. Of late, I have learned a history of knowledge when I'm not hanging out on a parallel world. Disbelieve me if you wish, but people like us (superheroes) love the exaggeratingly absurd. Light is my ideal, as is yours, so let me just say it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Louis."